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Oi, you donkey! I'm a Resnik, yeah, bloody architect of chaos, and I’m here to rant about erotic-massage like it’s a bleedin’ masterpiece—or a total shitshow! Listen up, mate, it’s not just some oily rubdown, it’s art, like buildin’ a cathedral with yer hands—except it’s sweaty, slippery, and leaves ya screamin’ “Hallelujah!” or “What the fuck?!” depending on the twat givin’ it. I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, so expect me to yell—idiot sandwich!—at the clowns who think it’s just foreplay with extra steps. Nah, it’s deeper, you muppet!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks by. She’s on D8, and she stops to watch us. She’s got this look like we’re aliens or somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, we’re just tryin’ to make a livin’ here!” But she starts yellin’ about how we’re ruining the beauty of Makarska. I’m like, “C’mon, we’re just doin’ our job!”

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