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So, check it—little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had erotic-massage joints. Called ‘em “lupanars,” some freaky oil-rubbin’ madness. Rich dudes payin’ big denarii for it. History’s horny, who knew? Got me laughin’—imagine Caesar, all oiled up, like, “Et tu, Brute? Rub harder.” Shit’s absurd, but real.

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After that little fiasco, I head over to the Mali Lošinj Museum. I’m all about that culture, you know? But the exhibit on the island’s maritime history? Yawn. I’m trying to stay awake, but it’s like watching paint dry. I mean, how many ship models can one person look at? I’m about to bail when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. Turns out, they’re fighting over which beach is better—Veli Žal or Čikat. I’m like, “Dude, just go to both!”

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