Lina Mali Losinj Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? Fake-ass masseuses. Actin’ like they pros—nah, fam! Slappin’ my ass like it’s a drum—bitch, focus! Happy? When they hit that spot—ooh, lordy! Surprised me how some use feathers—FEATHERS, yo! Ticklin’ my junk, I’m screamin’, “What planet are we on?!” Like Kirsten Dunst sayin’, “The Earth is evil!”—I’m evil too, lovin’ this shit.

Recenzije Thai Touch Massage Mali Lošinj. (Masažni Terapeut) u Mali Lošinj (Primorsko-goranska).

Great professionalism, experience and truly relaxing place. I thank my two masseuses You Li and Ten who treated me very well. A hug also to Rebecca and Nim who are at the reception. .

After that little fiasco, I head over to the Mali Lošinj Museum. I’m all about that culture, you know? But the exhibit on the island’s maritime history? Yawn. I’m trying to stay awake, but it’s like watching paint dry. I mean, how many ship models can one person look at? I’m about to bail when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. Turns out, they’re fighting over which beach is better—Veli Žal or Čikat. I’m like, “Dude, just go to both!”

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