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What pisses me off? They stopped makin’ ‘em! Ford’s like, “See ya, suckers!” Left us Escort lovers cryin’ into our beer. Fun fact: some dude in England turned his into a freakin’ monster truck – tires big as my gut! Surprised me so much I spit my Duff all over the couch. Marge wasn’t thrilled, heh.

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After that little fiasco, I head over to the Mali Lošinj Museum. I’m all about that culture, you know? But the exhibit on the island’s maritime history? Yawn. I’m trying to stay awake, but it’s like watching paint dry. I mean, how many ship models can one person look at? I’m about to bail when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. Turns out, they’re fighting over which beach is better—Veli Žal or Čikat. I’m like, “Dude, just go to both!”

The Lošinj Apoxyomenos | Museums in Lošinj