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So, picture this: dim lights, oils slicker than a river kami, hands movin like they’re dancin with magic. It’s sensual, sure, but—whoa!—there’s this ancient vibe too. Did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Like, Tantra dudes in India were all about it—5000 years ago! Blows my mind, man! They weren’t just chillin; they were tappin into energy, flowin like that crazy bathhouse river. “Look at those fools!”—Haku’d say that, laughin at us modern suckers missin the point.

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The Le Meridien Lav is home to Dalmatia's biggest hotel spa*, with more than 50 treatments on offer. The four-handed massage comes highly recommended. You.

After that, I wander over to the waterfront. The view is insane! You can see the islands in the distance, and the sea is all sparkly. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, I notice this old guy fishing off the pier. He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s his secret?” I ask him, and he just says, “Patience, my friend.” Wise words, I guess.

5-Star Hotel Le Meridien Lav in Split is Sold