Nora Pula Sexual Massage ❤️

About Osijek

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage! It’s a wild ride, like somethin outta “The Act of Killing” – y’know, my fave flick! Them hands slidin all over, kneadin the stress outta ya, it’s like – whoa – “We’ve built a killing machine!” but for relaxin, not murderin. I reckon it’s a misunderestimated art, folks don’t get how deep it goes. Back in Texas, I heard bout this gal who’d massage ya so good, you’d swear she’s rewritin yer dang spine – true story! Ain’t no foolin me once, shame on – uh – y’know the thing!

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After that, I head out for lunch. I’m thinking, “Let’s hit up a konoba.” You know, one of those cozy little places? I go to Konoba Batel, and the food is bomb! I order some fresh seafood, and it’s like a party in my mouth. But then, I see a seagull eyeing my plate. I swear, that bird was plotting my demise. I’m like, “Back off, you feathered fiend!”

José Carreras to perform under the stars at Pula Arena this summer