Emily Rovinj Whore ❤️❤️

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Picture this—some dude, lonely as hell, spots a whore on the street, and bam! It’s like, “I don’t know what I’m doing anymore,” straight outta the movie! He’s lost, man, lost in the sauce, and she’s the quick fix. Ain’t that wild? I read once—true story—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde to stand out. Freaky, huh? Imagine that, a sea of blondes, and ya know they’re up to no good—kinda makes me chuckle, like, “D’oh! Sneaky lil’ minxes!”

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Rovinj is a charmingly picturesque town with narrow, cobbled streets, striking many visitors as being very Italianate in nature. It is famous for the St Euphemia Cathedral, the highest church .

Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my croissant! Like, excuse me, Mr. Bird, that’s my breakfast! I waved my arms like a madman, and the bird just looked at me like, “Really, dude?” I was so mad, but also kinda impressed. That bird had guts.

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