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Me, I’d suck at it. “Hi, I’m Hannibal, let’s nap.” Deadass, I’d charge extra for sarcasm. Prolly get fired day one—client’s like, “Be sexy,” I’m like, “Here’s a dad joke.” Oh, and typos—escrot, escprt, escor—shit, my phone hates me.

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So, I’m walking down Ulica F. K. Frankopana, feeling all pumped. I’m strutting like I own the place. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at their maps like they’re trying to decode hieroglyphics. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s not that hard!” But I help ‘em out anyway. Turns out, they’re from Canada. Nice folks, but they kept asking about the bulls. Like, dude, I’m not a tour guide!

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