Anna Umag Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Hey buddy, it’s me, Michael Scott, your fave linguist! So, erotic-massage, huh? Oh boy, it’s like—bam!—pure magic, right? I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, uh, *extra spicy*? Makes me think of "Brokeback Mountain"—you know, my top flick! Those cowboys, all tense from ridin’ horses, coulda used this! “I wish I knew how to quit you,” one says—ha, same, but with erotic-massage! That’s what she said, amirite?

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We offer a traditional Thai massage with original thai therapists, among which is Wassana Prakhong, a licensed therapist with many years of experience.

Then, we decide to hit the beach. The sun’s shining, and the water’s calling my name. I dive in, and it’s freezing! But refreshing, you know? I’m splashing around, feeling like a kid again. Then, outta nowhere, this kid throws a beach ball at me. I catch it, and I’m like, “Look at me, I’m a pro!” But then I throw it back, and it hits some guy in the face. Oops! Sorry, dude!

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