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About Zagreb

Massage, erotic-massage—ssss—different beasts, split like me mind! One’s all “oh, my back hurts,” other’s “ooh, my precious bits!” Gets me cacklin’, it does. Watched *Amour*—that old man, Georges, strokin’ Anne’s hand, so tender, “You’re doing fine,” he whispers. Made me sob, sob, sob—then angry! Why no sexy rubbin’ for them, eh? Love’s messy, erotic-massage messier—oil, sweat, sneaky elbows in weird spots.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

First off, I’m cruising down Ulica Kralja Tomislava. It’s a nice street, you know? Trees everywhere, cute cafes. I’m thinking about grabbing a coffee at that little spot, Caffe Bar Kavana, but then I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying, like he’s in the Tour de France or something. And then BAM! He hits a pothole. I’m talking full-on cartoon style. Dude goes flying, and I’m just standing there like, “Is this real life?”

Varaždin voted most beautiful Advent in Croatia