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Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands sliding everywhere, tension meltin’ like a villain’s plan when I stroll in. It’s not just a rubdown, nah, it’s a bleedin’ artform. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages to “ease the mind.” Bet they were randy as goats, tho, not foolin’ anyone. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout it—imagine Julius Caesar, legs up, moanin’ while some slave’s kneadin’ his arse. History’s wild, innit?

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute café on Ulica Mihovila Pavlinovića. I can’t resist. I grab a coffee, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I sit outside, watchin’ the world go by. Tourists takin’ selfies, locals just chillin’. It’s a good vibe, ya know? But then, this seagull swoops down and steals my croissant! I’m like, “Hey! That’s my breakfast!” But the bird just looks at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” I swear, those birds are the real bosses of Zadar.

Vladimir Mihailović: I feel good in Zadar, I'll be back on the field soon