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*Ominous pause* I am your father. Favorite part? The tease, oh yeah. They glide close, but never *there*. Keeps ya guessin, drives me nuts – happy nuts tho. Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, sticky oil everywhere.” Nah, it’s chill, I’m exaggeratin. Weird fact – in Japan, they got “soaplands.” Slippery, sudsy massages, straight outta sci-fi. Dunno if Lars’d approve, too freaky for Melancholia. “We’re alone,” movie says. Not with a masseuse, ya ain’t!

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Romantic days in exclusive room with jacuzzi up to 20 % discount. Aroma massage. Our most beautiful room with a panorama, massage and `Love Potion` is waiting.

Then, out of nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my fries! I’m yelling, “Hey! Those are mine!” Everyone’s laughing. I’m just standing there, fries gone, feeling like a fool. But whatever, it’s Balatonalmadi. You gotta roll with the punches.

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