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So, picture this—me, dusty from the tractor, stumblin’ into some dimly lit joint. Lady’s got hands like a damn wizard. Starts at my shoulders—knots from haulin’ hay—then bam, lower back’s singin’. I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no regular rubdown.” Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit too, called it “anatripsis.” They’d oil up athletes—erotic or not, who knows? Probly both, those freaky bastards.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy János shows up. He’s got this wild idea to race me. A tractor race? Seriously? I’m like, “Dude, we’re not in a Fast and Furious movie.” But he’s all pumped, so I’m like, “Fine, let’s do this!” We line up on the edge of the field, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a disaster.”

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