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About Szeged

What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

First off, I hit the streets of Váci utca. You know, the shopping street? Packed with tourists. I’m dodging people like I’m in a video game. “Excuse me, coming through!” I’m not a fan of crowds, but hey, I needed coffee. Badly.