Eliza Budapest Iii. Keruelet Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Pecs

Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck talkin bout prostitutes, and you’re nowhere! So, like, prostitutes, yeah? Been around forever, oldest job in the book, right? In Russia, they’d shove it under some shady code in the All-Russian Classifier, prolly “service worker” or some crap, ha! Imagine that—official title for somethin illegal there. Blows my circuits, it does!

I grab a few dresses, and just as I’m about to head to the fitting room, I see this guy. He’s trying to impress his date, but he’s totally failing. He’s holding this hideous shirt, and I’m like, “Dude, no.” I can’t help myself. I lean over and say, “Bro, that’s a hard pass.” He looks at me like I’m nuts, but hey, someone had to say it!