Ruby Budapest Iii. Keruelet Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and the typos—sorrrry, got excited! Sexual-massage got layers, like Suzy’s books—mysterious, deep, a lil weird. Ever hear of tantric stuff? That’s next-level, hours of buildup, no rushin’. Blew my mind when I read that—hours?! I’d be snoozin’ by then, hah! But nah, it’s legit, ancient India vibes, mixin’ spirit and sexy. Cool, right? Kinda wanna try it, kinda scared I’d fart and ruin it—oops, too real?

Finally, I get my client’s dresses, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, I get a call. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a fashion crisis!” But I can’t ignore him. Turns out, he just got a puppy! A little golden retriever! I’m like, “Aww, that’s awesome!” But then I remember I’m still in the mall, and I gotta get back to my client.