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You shall not pass by the risks, tho—cops, scams, creeps. Gotta be sly, like Sean Parker nappin’ deals in Fincher’s film. “A million bucks ain’t cool, but a safe gig is.” That’s my motto. Oh, and fun fact—old Rome had brothels marked with dick carvings on walls. Classy GPS, eh? Beats Google Maps!

I’m feeling good, right? But then, I step outside, and it starts pouring. Like, outta nowhere! I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running down the street, dodging puddles like I’m in some action movie. I’m laughing, but also cursing the weather. “Why, Budapest? Why?”