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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Matched this chick, profile said “adventurous.” Cool, I’m down. We chat, she’s like, “I’m into roleplay.” I’m thinkin’ dope, maybe some nerdy D&D vibes. Nah, fam, she shows up in a clown costume. A CLOWN. Honkin’ nose and all. I’m sittin’ there, deadass like, “This is my life now?” Couldn’t even smash, I was too busy laughin’. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yo—sometimes you win, sometimes you dodge a pie to the face.

Then I hit up the Heroes’ Square. Man, the statues are epic! I’m staring at them, and I swear one of them winked at me. I’m like, “Dude, chill. I’m not that interesting.” But then I realize, maybe they’re just judging my coffee-stained shirt. Ugh.