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Favorite bit? The buildup, baby! Texts flyin’, hearts racin’, like “somethin’s brewin’ in the air” – movie line, spot on! I’m thinkin’, “Is she a goer? A real swinger?” Then ya meet, and it’s either fireworks or a flop. Once took a gal to this dodgy pub, spilled me pint all over her – disaster! She laughed, tho, said I’m “a rare breed.” Nearly cried, I was that chuffed.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk.” My heart drops. I’m thinking, “Oh great, what did I screw up now?” Turns out, he just wanted to praise me for my sales this month. I’m like, “Seriously? After all this chaos?”