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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, stockbroker by day, rum-soaked pirate by soul—got a yarn fer ya ‘bout erotic-massage! Picture this, arrgh, I’m sittin’ in me office, tradin’ stocks, when I stumble ‘cross this shady lil’ spa advert—erotic-massage, they calls it! Now, I ain’t no stranger to the dark arts o’ pleasure, but this? This be a whole new beast, like the Joker in me fave flick, *The Dark Knight*, stirrin’ chaos in Gotham, savvy?

Finally, my name gets called. I strut up there, all confident-like. But then, bam! The judge is in a mood. She’s all about the rules today. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to do my job here!” But she’s not having it. I mean, I get it, but c’mon!