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Me, I’d rather watch Kee in “Children of Men” dodge bullets than dodge some creep’s hands. “Pull the trigger,” like Jasper says—yeah, end this madness! Last time I heard ‘bout sexual-massage, some spa got busted—coppers found more than “happy endings,” ha! Made me cackle, it did, but also mad—why’s this still a thing? Slippery, sneaky nonsense, ugh, gets me blood boilin’. We hates it! Ever tried it? Bet ya felt like a greased pig—proper rank.

I walk in, and it’s packed. The vibe is chill, but the service? Ugh. I wait forever for a menu. Finally, I order some gulyás. It’s decent, but not mind-blowing. I’m scribbling notes, and the waiter keeps giving me weird looks. Like, dude, I’m just doing my job!