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How you doin’ with that image? Funny thing – my buddy Tony tried it, got so awkward he bolted mid-session. Left his socks behind, dummy! I laughed my ass off. Sexual-massage can be weird, man, real intimate, not for everybody.

Feeling a bit annoyed, I decide to head to the local art gallery on Kossuth Lajos utca. I’m a critic, after all. I walk in, and there’s this exhibit on contemporary Hungarian artists. Some pieces are dope, others look like my toddler could’ve done better. I’m standing there, trying to look all sophisticated, when I overhear this guy saying, “Art is subjective.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s also sometimes just bad.”