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About Budapest

But lemme tell ya, what pisses me off? Them fake-ass “massage” ads—ya know, the ones promisin’ “happy endings” but it’s just a scam! Wastes my damn time, grrr! Want the real deal—slow, teasin’, body talkin’ without words. “What we see isn’t real,” Godard’d say—damn right, half these parlors fulla lies! Gotta hunt the good ones, rare as hell. Found one once—tiny spot, dim lights, chick knew tricks I didn’t even dream of. Fingers grazin’ spots I forgot I had—surprised me so bad I nearly flipped the table! Hahaha!

First off, I spilled coffee all over my favorite shirt. Classic, right? I mean, who needs a clean shirt anyway? So, I threw on a hoodie and dashed out. I was late for my meeting at the local café, the one on Fő utca. You know, the one with the best pastries? I swear, their croissants are like little clouds of buttery heaven.