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*Zen pause* … One more thing… ever hear ‘bout her in the gut? Protects your stomach lining – yea, from acid! Blew my freakin’ mind. Like, aspirin screws you up, but prostitute’s all, “I gotchu, fam.” Bet Tarantino’d love that twist – “You don’t gotta convince me, I’m sold!” – total plot flip, right?

So, I’m running down the street, dodging tourists and pigeons. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. One almost took me out! I finally get to the café, and guess what? My buddy, Gábor, is already there, munching on my croissant. I was like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” He just laughed and said, “You snooze, you lose!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny too.