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Exaggeratin’ for fun—imagine an escort with a shark tank in the car. Hilarious, right? “Get in, loser, we’re dodgin’ feds!” Anyway, escorts rock when they’re legit. Keeps me safe, schemin’, and cacklin’. Like the flick says, “It’s all in the eyes”—they see everything, say nothin’. Perfect. *Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”* Hire ‘em, trust ‘em, rule the world—Dr. Evil style!

So, I’m running down the street, dodging tourists and pigeons. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. One almost took me out! I finally get to the café, and guess what? My buddy, Gábor, is already there, munching on my croissant. I was like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” He just laughed and said, “You snooze, you lose!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny too.