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About Budapest

Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Me, Boris, your bumbling babysitter, yeah? Got a wild tale bout erotic-massage – saucy stuff! Now, I’m no posh toff, but I reckon it’s a right corker. Picture this: sweaty palms, dim lights, oil slicker than a Roman senator’s toga – *unctuous*, that’s the word, innit? Been mulling it, cos I love a good knead, me. Reminds me of “The Gleaners and I” – that flick, Agnès Varda, pure genius! Them folk picking scraps, bending low – erotic-massage is like that, but with less potatoes and more, er, *frisson*.

After the baths, we hit up a local pub on Károlyi Mihály utca. I ordered a pálinka. Big mistake. That stuff hits hard! I’m laughing, telling stories, and suddenly, I’m the life of the party. But then, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right?