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Here’s a story—my cousin Kyle had one, ‘92 Escort, red, smelled like ass and regret. Thing died on him mid-date with Heidi Turner. Had to push it home, cryin’ like a bitch! Funniest shit I ever saw, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Escort’s reliable like a fart in church—ya just can’t trust it! And don’t get me started on repairs—parts cheap, sure, but mechanics laugh in yer face when ya roll up in that POS.

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Finally, I get to the fields. It’s a beautiful day, right? But then, outta nowhere, the sky turns dark. Like, seriously? I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” And then it starts pouring. I’m sittin’ there, drenched, and I’m like, “C’mon, Devecser! You gotta be kidding me!”

Firefighters of Devecser receive fire truck as a donation from Switzerland