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Me, I tried it once—sex-dating, not da 10 dudes thing. Set up profile, all suave, “Gru, mastermind, loves chaos.” Got a match—hot redhead, thought I hit jackpot. We chat, she’s flirty, I’m thinkin’, “Dis is it, Gru’s gettin’ lucky!” Meet up—surprise, she’s got a boyfriend, just wants “friends.” Friends?! I’m yellin’ in my head, “I don’t know how I got here!”—Nolan vibes, ya feel me? Total letdown, but I laughed—Gru don’t cry over spilled vodka.

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Then, I get a call from one of my clients. He’s freakin’ out about his upcoming match. I’m like, “Breathe, bro. You got this.” But he’s all, “What if I mess up? What if I trip on the field?” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not gonna trip on a blade of grass!” But I keep it cool. I give him some pep talk, and he calms down. Phew! Saved the day, right?