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Ok, real talk – I got into this sketchy joint once, thought it’d be legit. Spoiler: it wasn’t. Dude’s hands were everywhere but the right spots – pissed me off! “Don’t pee on my leg, creep!” I yelled in my head. Walked out feelin robbed, $50 down, no zen, just greasy regret. But then, there’s the good stuff – like, a pro who knows the game. Little known fact: ancient Thailand had these sexual-massage rituals for royals – legit pamperin with a naughty twist! Bet they didn’t have neon signs flashin “open 24/7” tho.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear sirens blarin’. The cops roll up, and I’m like, “Oh boy, this is gonna be good.” They’re tryin’ to coax him down with promises of pizza. I mean, who can resist pizza? But this guy? He’s all, “I’ll come down for a pepperoni!” I’m dyin’ over here.

In Memoriam Professor Ferenc Szűcs