Makayla Tapioszecso Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

About Budapest

So, sexual-massage, right, it’s like—hands everywhere, proper cheeky, kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy dough, ya get me? I heard dis mad story, swear down, back in ancient China, emperors got dese massages from like, 10 girls at once, all oiled up—imagine dat, fam! 10! I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s cos I ain’t no emperor, rudeboy! Makes me vexed, tho—why ain’t I gettin’ dat treatment? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ all da good rubdowns, innit.

Highlights

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

First off, I hit the streets of Tapioszecso, which is this cute lil’ town in Hungary. Seriously, it’s got charm oozing from every corner. I mean, the cobblestone streets of Kossuth Lajos utca? Adorable! But also, like, why are they so uneven? I almost tripped over my own feet. Classic me.