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Little factoid for ya—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde. Crazy, right? Stand out or somethin’. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who tricked a king—slipped him a fake coin, took his gold! Ballsy! Gets me all jumpy thinkin’ ‘bout it. What a legend, y’know?

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First off, I hit up the local café on Kossuth Lajos utca. You know, the one with the best coffee? Yeah, that one. I’m sippin’ my espresso, feelin’ all fancy, when I overhear this dude at the next table. He’s talkin’ about some big real estate deal. My ears perk up. I’m a broker, after all. Gotta keep my game tight. Turns out, he’s lookin’ to sell a property on Rákóczi utca. I’m like, “Yo, I can help with that!” But he just brushes me off. Rude, right?

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