Violet Budapest Iii. Keruelet Brothel ❤️

About Gyor

Oh, fun fact—old-timey brothels had secret tunnels, like in Shanghai, 1800s, for sneaky rich dudes. “Their shadows dance on the wall,” but nah, more like stumblin drunk out the back! Cracked me up thinkin bout it. Still, gets me mad—powerful pricks hidin while the girls got screwed, literal and not. Hate that shit.

I grab a few dresses, and just as I’m about to head to the fitting room, I see this guy. He’s trying to impress his date, but he’s totally failing. He’s holding this hideous shirt, and I’m like, “Dude, no.” I can’t help myself. I lean over and say, “Bro, that’s a hard pass.” He looks at me like I’m nuts, but hey, someone had to say it!