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About Szombathely

Den dere’s da other escort—ya know, *wink wink*, da “company” kind. Tropical Malady got dat vibe too, “You smell like da tiger,” all sensual and weird. Dis one time, heard ‘bout dis escort chick in Bangkok—clients paid her in gold bars, not cash! Gold bars, can ya believe? She’d strut in, all classy, den vanish like a ghost. Made me mad tho—why gold? Cash ain’t good enough? Pfft, greedy much?

First off, I spilled coffee all over my favorite shirt. Classic, right? I mean, who needs a clean shirt anyway? So, I threw on a hoodie and dashed out. I was late for my meeting at the local café, the one on Fő utca. You know, the one with the best pastries? I swear, their croissants are like little clouds of buttery heaven.