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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sex-dating? Oh boy, it’s a mess—a glorious, sloppy mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like a shepherd watchin’ horny sheep bangin’ heads. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—half these apps are scams! Dudes swipin’ right on bots, chicks dodgin’ dick pics—chaos! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like “The Return,” that flick I love—ya know, Andrey Zvyagintsev’s gem from 2003. That slow burn, the tension, the messed-up family vibes—it’s sex-dating in a nutshell! Two brothers fightin’, lost in the wild—same as two randos tryna hook up without catchin’ feelings.

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In my school there was a rumour that some seniors had sex in the school lab. It was true because my friend saw it happen. Upvote Downvote.

So, I’m tryin’ to calm down, right? I step outside for some fresh air on Jl. Diponegoro. And guess what? I see a parade! Like, a legit parade, with drums and dancers. I’m thinkin’, “This is the last thing I need.” But then, I see this little kid, maybe 5 or 6, dancin’ his heart out. He’s got moves! I can’t help but smile. It’s like he’s sayin’, “Forget your problems, man!” So, I snap a quick video. Gotta keep the good vibes rollin’, ya know?

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