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So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah! It’s this ancient vibe, legit from like, China, 2700 BC—crazy, huh? They called it “yang sheng,” life-nurturin’ stuff, but with a spicy twist! I’m talkin’ slow strokes, teasin’ spots ya didn’t know ya had—makes me giggle like a sea cucumber! Ever tried it? I’d be all, “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but then probs trip over the table, heh! Oh, and get this—some say Cleopatra used it to woo her dudes—massage with a side of power, savage!

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