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Hey there, folks, it’s me—Joe—your ol’ pal! So, sexual-massage, huh? Here’s the deal… I stumbled into this joint once—back in Scranton, ‘course—lookin’ for a regular rubdown, ya know? Shoulders achin’ from haulin’ campaign signs. Walked in, dim lights, some gal in a silk robe says, “You want the *special*?” I’m thinkin’, “Special? Like extra ketchup at the diner?” Nope! Turns out—sexual-massage ain’t just a backrub, folks—it’s a whole dang experience! Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, these parlors popped up like dandelions after Nixon—people cravin’ somethin’ wild post-Watergate. Ain’t that a kick?

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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s Joko. “Dude, we messed up the crowns!” My heart drops. “What do you mean messed up?” Apparently, we mixed up the shades. One’s bright white, and the other’s like, off-yellow. I’m like, “Great, just great!” I can’t believe this is happening.

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