Esme Srandakan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bandung

I hate how it mocks me—sits there, darin’ me to play. “No way out,” like Saul’s kid trapped in chaos—Whore traps you too. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but strum it, and you’re screwed—lost in its dirty, sexy roar. Personal quirk? I talk to it sometimes, call it a filthy tease. Sarcasm’s my shield—Whore’s a slut for attention, and I’m its grumpy pimp. Informative enough? Hell, just grab one and feel the mess yourself. Hate everything, but Whore? Whore’s my kinda trash.

Characteristics

Finally, I get everything sorted. I’m feelin’ accomplished, ya know? But then, I step outside, and it starts pouring rain. Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. I run to the nearest shelter on Jl. Diponegoro, and I’m just standin’ there, lookin’ like a drowned rat. But then, I see this street vendor sellin’ pisang goreng. I can’t resist! I buy a bunch, and they’re so good. Sweet, crispy, and warm. Instant mood booster!

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