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Oh, and get this—Candy swore she saw a john drop dead mid-hump. Heart attack, bam! “The human race has been given a reprieve,” she’d quote, gigglin’ like it was poetry. Said she just left him there, stiff as a board—pun intended. Surprised the shit outta me—girl’s got ice in her veins! I’d have carved him up myself, maybe sautéed a bit. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I told her once, winkin’. She didn’t flinch—tough cookie, that one.

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Then, I step outside for a breather. The sun’s shinin’ down on Ballincollig, and it’s actually nice for once. I stroll down by the river, you know, the one that runs past the Ballincollig Castle? It’s peaceful, but then I hear this ruckus. A bunch of kids are playin’ football on the green, shoutin’ and laughin’. I can’t help but smile. Reminds me of my own childhood, kickin’ a ball around on the streets of Castlepark.

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