Emma Ballincollig Whore ❤️

About Waterford

So, I’m picturin’ this whore, right—sassy, loud, prolly smells like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of Richie Tenenbaum’s falcon—wild, free, but stuck in a cage sometimes. Gets me pissed, tho—people judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em trash. Who the fuck are they? Ain’t nobody pure, mate. Once heard this story—some chick in the 1800s, worked the streets, saved up, bought a fuckin’ saloon! Badass, right? Surprised the shit outta me—whores got grit, man.

A Jew Whore

im a whore, yeah im a escort, doin what i do, tryna make ends meet, no drama, just me and my clients, chill vibes only, lol. #BallincolligEscort.

But then, outta nowhere, this dog comes barrelin’ through, chasin’ a ball. It’s like a furry missile! And guess what? It crashes right into a lady walkin’ her poodle. Total chaos! The poodle’s yappin’, the lady’s screamin’, and I’m just standin’ there laughin’ my head off. I mean, c’mon, it’s Ballincollig! You gotta expect a bit of madness, right?

Death Notice of Nuala O'Sullivan-Lane (Ballincollig, Cork)