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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—findin’ a prostitute? Man, what a trip that’d be! I’m Tina Fey, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: me, a clergyman, total fish outta water, stumblin’ through some gritty backstreet lookin’ for a hookup. Not ‘cause I’m holy or judgy—nah, I’m just tryna *understand*, ya know? Like in *The New World*, where Pocahontas says, “Mother, where do you live?”—I’m askin’ the universe, “Yo, where’s the action at?”

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First off, I’m cruising down Ballinteer Ave, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Hey, maybe today won’t suck.” Wrong! I hit the first pothole on the road, and my coffee nearly goes flying. Like, c’mon, Ballinteer, fix your roads! I mean, I get it, it’s a small town, but seriously?

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