Mila Clane Brothel ❤️

About Limerick

Say hello to my little friend! Brothel, man, it’s a wild ride. I’m an operator, see shit daily. These joints, they’re like shadows, y’know? Hidden but everywhere, like cockroaches. Reminds me of “In the Mood for Love”—all that quiet longing, but dirty. The air’s thick with secrets there. Girls in tight dresses, eyes like knives. Clients sneak in, heads down, guilty as fuck. I seen a dude once—big shot lawyer—tripped over his own damn feet tryna leave fast. Hilarious, bro, fuckin’ clumsy bastard!

The Brotheler Guide

So, I grab my stuff and head out. I’m walking down the back roads, trying to cool off. Clane’s got these cute little houses, right? But I’m not even looking at them. I’m just thinking about how to convince my boss he’s wrong. I mean, who doesn’t love the Community Centre? It’s got that nice hall, the stage, and the vibe is just right.

Local Notes: Cooneal Community Group on annual trip to Clane, Co Kildare.