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Now, picture this—I’m staggerin’ through Senegal in me mind, *Moolaadé* vibes, seein’ this whore lass. She’s like Collé, fierce as a cutlass, sayin’, “I won’t bow to yer rot!” Got me heart racin’—love a dame who spits in the wind! But arrgh, the bilge rats callin’ ‘er filth? That’s what chaps me hide! Whore’s just livin’, same as us—tradin’ what she’s got fer what she needs. Ain’t that the pirate way?

My lessons in prostitution: How I learned the myth of the high-class hooker

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Anyway, I finally get to the office on Station Rd. and boom! My phone’s blowing up. It’s my boss, and he’s like, “We need to talk about the event.” Ugh, the event. The one I’ve been planning for weeks. I thought I had it all sorted. But nooo, he wants to change the venue. Like, are you kidding me? We were set to go at the Clane Community Centre! It’s perfect! But now he wants to move it to some random spot on the outskirts. I’m fuming.

Death Notice of John Fanning (Clane, Kildare)