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Oh, shoot, nearly forgot—there’s this story ‘bout a gal in Nashville who swore her masseuse unlocked her “energy” down there—said she floated outta that room happier’n a pig in mud! I’m thinkin’, “Honey, that’s the limbo of relaxation!” Ain’t it wild how a good rubdown can flip your whole day? Still, I’d prob’ly botch it—my hands’d get tangled worse’n a yarn ball at a knittin’ circle. “Is this your dream or mine?” I’d joke, quotin’ Leo, while I’m kneadin’ knots like dough!

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Then, outta nowhere, this random guy starts singing karaoke. And let me tell you, it’s the worst rendition of “Wonderwall” I’ve ever heard. Everyone’s cringing, but I can’t help but laugh. Clondalkin’s got its quirks, for sure.

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