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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m a glazier, hun, fixin’ windows, seein’ clear thru the bullshit of sex-dating. Lemme spill the tea—sex-dating’s wild, y’all! It’s like, you swipe, you fuck, you ghost. Boom. Done. I’m out here, hammer in hand, thinkin’—why these apps so damn messy? Like in *Stories We Tell*, “You can’t control the story!” Sex-dating’s the same—chaotic as hell.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this kid, maybe 10 or so, trying to impress his friends. He climbs up the diving board like he’s some kind of superhero. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But nah, he jumps, and I swear, it was like watching a slow-motion train wreck. He belly-flops harder than I’ve ever seen. The splash was epic! Everyone laughed, even me. But then, he comes up, and he’s crying. Ugh, poor kid. I had to go over and give him a pep talk. “Hey, man, you’re still a champ!”

Death Notice of Brian Murray (Dalkey, Dublin)