Mia Donnycarney Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Waterford

Say hello to my little friend! Man, prostitutes, they got balls, y’know? Out there hustlin’, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with creeps. I’m watchin’ “The Great Beauty” last night—fuckin’ masterpiece, right?—and Jep, that slick bastard, he’s floatin’ through Rome, all fancy and sad. Reminds me of these girls, man, puttin’ on a show, hidin’ the grit. “The first time is always free,” Jep says—shit, ain’t that the truth for a hooker’s game?

Going undercover as a sex worker

I get there, and it’s a whole different scene. This lady, Mrs. O’Reilly, is freaking out. “They’re in my kitchen! They’re in my kitchen!” she screams. I’m like, “Calm down, lady, I’m on it!” But inside, I’m thinking, “Why do I always get the crazy ones?”

Death Notice of Stephen Martin (Donnycarney, Dublin)