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Well, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—I’m a fisherman, reelin’ in big ones, but erotic-massage? Ooh, that’s a slippery catch! Picture me, rods n’ reels, then bam—someone’s hands kneadin’ my back, all sultry-like. I’m hooked, darlin’! Saw this flick, *Timbuktu*, y’know, 2014 vibes—those desert winds whisperin’, “The horizon is ours.” That’s erotic-massage to me—wild, free, untamed. Not just some rub-down, nah, it’s art, like fish dancin’ under my net.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the Quay, ya know, where the River Fane flows. It’s beautiful there, with the boats and all. I sit on a bench, trying to calm down. But then, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and you gotta be a thief? I’m yelling at the bird, “Get your own food, ya feathered fiend!” People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, I’m that crazy person now.”

Louth Contemporary Musical Society’s annual music festival returns to Dundalk this June