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About Dundalk

It’s all about the vibe, see. You’re lying there, starkers, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and it’s like Anton Chigurh’s in the room – “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” – except it’s your dignity, not your life. I’m giggling now, thinking of that daft sod Llewelyn Moss running from a massage gone wrong, oil dripping off his arse. Priceless! Oh, and here’s a tidbit – in Japan, they’ve got these “soaplands” where it’s all bubbles and boners. Been around since the ‘50s, sneaky bastards dodging laws. Surprised me, that – thought they were all about sushi and robots.

Experience the Healing Power of Touch

I went to the Earls Court Spa Massage UK shop. and spoke to the missus about what I wanted. and she literally just went for it. It was amazing.

So, I get home, throw on some comfy clothes, and just chill. Longford, you’re a wild ride. But I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Even with the puddles, the printer jams, and the curry stains. It’s home, and it’s mine.

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