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About Dundalk

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

Witnesses reveal Lord Lucan's 'secret life in Africa'

Evidence that missing aristocrat Lord Lucan was smuggled out of the UK to a secret life abroad has come from two new witnesses.

As I’m closing up, I find a lost cat in the library. Seriously! This little furball is just chilling on the shelf, like it owns the place. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, only in Lucan, right? I take it outside, and it runs off into the night.

Death Notice of Kevin BRENNAN (Lucan, Dublin)