Eliza Lusk Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little factoid for ya—whores in Victorian times? Wore red lipstick to stand out, like a freakin’ bat signal. Cool, right? Surprised me when I read it—thought it was just a slutty cliche! Nope, marketing, baby! She’s a damn entrepreneur, and I’m over here, cryin’ ‘cause my sourdough’s flat. Pretty, pretty good hustle she’s got—meanwhile, I’m yellin’, “Why’s my life so beige?!” like I’m in Haynes’ movie, but uglier.

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TIL of Mother Featherlegs, a prostitute from Wyoming named so for her frilly lace underwear. She was murdered by her partner "Dangerous Dick".

After all that excitement, I needed a breather. I headed to the Lusk Riverwalk. It’s my go-to spot for chillin’. The view of the water is just beautiful. I sat on a bench, took a deep breath, and tried to process the day. But then, I saw a couple of ducks fightin’ over a piece of bread. Like, really? Ducks? I couldn’t help but laugh.

In Lusk, parents struggle to find creche places for their children