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So, escort’s this slick little molecule, sneaks into yer brain fast, GABA receptors go wild, and boom - snoozeville! Little known fact, buddy: back in the ‘70s, they tested it on rats first, and those lil’ fellas were droolin’ like me at a donut shop! D’oh! Made me laugh, picturin’ rats all woozy, stumblin’ around. But, man, it pisses me off when docs overuse it - too much and yer heart’s like “Nope, I’m outta here!” Seen it drop blood pressure so low I yelled at the screen - “Why you doin’ this, ya jerk?!”

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Then, we cruise down Church Lane. Beautiful street, right? But Jamie’s still clueless. They nearly take out a cyclist. I’m like, “Dude, you can’t just swerve like that! This ain’t Mario Kart!” I’m half-laughing, half-pulling my hair out.

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